Peter Andre’s Smooth Man Lips

August 17, 2007 / Posted by:
Next thing you know Jordan is going to tell us how big Peter Andre's prostate is, because I'm sure she's measured it. Jordan said that before getting boned by Andre she has to make sure Peter's bits are all smooth.
"Pete even shaves his asshole. Well, doesn't shave it, but uses Veet to make it go bald. He's very clean down there, like a baby."
I'm going to guess Veet is like Nair and if that's the case, that crap don't work. Trust me I've tried and I've suffered the consequences. TRUST. Jordan might liked shaved nuts, but that shit scares me. They look better with hair and yes I'll pay the price by always having to remove pubies while licking it up.
Jordan also said that her favorite place to get down is in the bath.
This chick is really into being clean. I hate bath sex! Water gets all in the area and one time I almost drowned from sucking peen! I could've died from sucking dick! Water was getting all in my nose and I was coughing up and shit. Not sexy.
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