August 17, 2007 / Posted by: Michael K
22-year-old Lily Allen left a London nightclub last night in a plastic bag. She climbed into a shopping bag and made her friends carry her fat ass 50-yards to her car. How the bag didn't break is beyond me. Lily is supposed to be sick. At least that's what she said was the reason for cancelling several of her European gigs. She even posted a doctor's note on her MySpace and everything. Maybe the bar is the only place she can get her medicine.
Lily is a dumb dumb, but her friends are even dumber. HELL NO would I carry my friend down the street in a bag unless the bitch was dead and even then it would take me years, because I would have to keep stopping for drink breaks.
Source: Daily Mail
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