Even Barbie Is A Better Role Model

August 17, 2007 / Posted by:
Parasite Hilton debuted her new fashion line for KIDS and adults at Kitson yesterday. This line makes House of Derriere look like Chanel couture. What parent in their right mind would buy their daughter clothes made by Paris Hilton. That's like buying a Jenna Jameson Barbie doll!
I mean Barbie is a better role model than Paris Hilton. Shit a blow-up doll is a better role model!
That little girl has no idea! This is child abuse! Look mom! Now I too can look like a wonky whore!
Click here to see Paris' collection for Kitson . You can get better crap at Forever 21 for half the price.
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