August 16, 2007 / Posted by: Michael K
Ugh! I'm falling asleep here! It's such a slow news day, someone get someone to do something! I mean can't Lohan break out of rehab and beat down White Oprah in front of all the paps. I mean…something….
In honor of this SND, here's a waxed Leonardo DiCaprio being groped by some creepy lady in London yesterday.
First bitch to say "zzzzzz" in comments wins a Twinkie!
I'm off to get a colonic.
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