August 16, 2007 / Posted by: Michael K
Criss Angel and Britney Spears were spotted entering the Tower Beverly Hills Hotel at 4 this morning where sources claim they were holding hands as they went into a suite on the 11th floor.
Criss was recently linked to Cameron who is currently linked to John Mayer.
This makes sense. Both look like they have an ungodly stank coming from them. Rub them together and they could probably start a fire.
I know why Criss is effin Brit, because he is a star fucker and will do just about anyone. But Brit……..she needs to straighten that wig and go on home to her kids.
UPDATE – BreatheHeavy claims they are not bumping smellies, but that they are working together on her upcoming MTV VMA performance. Yeah, he probably demonstrated his magic skills by making his cheesy peen disappear into her vajayjay.
Source: Us Weekly
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