In Rehab, Not In Rehab, In Rehab, Not In Rehab

August 16, 2007 / Posted by:
Amy WINO is not in rehab. There were reports a couple of days ago that she checked herself in with her husband last week. It was claimed that they were in a clinic in the U.S. being treated for heroin addiction. However, Amy has been spotted in London at various bars.
The Sun reports that Amy DID check herself into a clinic in Essex, but bolted after 48 hours and fled back to Camden. She apparently sought the help of a doctor there who suggested she have a brain scan, because she suffered a seizure during her overdose. They think she might have epilepsy.
A source said, “She wanted to leave on Tuesday evening. People close to her are devastated. But Blake wants her to return to normality — and we all know what their normality is. They’ve even been planning to meet friends in Camden. It’s madness.”
Amy's father is said to be beyond upset and is looking into getting a restraining order to keep her daughter away from her husband. Yeah, good luck with that.
Amy doesn't have epilepsy. She has crackheaditis! The seizure was caused because she had like every single drug in her body. DUH! I'm not a doctor and I can tell you that shit. She needs a lobotomy and not a brain scan!
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