August 16, 2007 / Posted by: Michael K
Nicole Richie and Lindsay Lohan's alleged muff-muncher, Samantha Ronson, were spotted at the Justin Timberlake show last night at MSG in NYC. Nicole was mostly all smiles as she sported a slight bump.
Friends of Nicole say that she might get married any day now. They claim Nicole wants to tie the knot with Douche Madden before she's as "big as a whale." Um…a baby whale? She won't even get as big as a guppie.
This source said, "Whe does not want wedding pictures of her in a big old white dress, with a big old pregnant belly."
They claim she will probably get married within the next 3 weeks in an intimate ceremony.
That's all lovely and everything, but how does Nicole find bracelets small enough?! Do you think those are rings and not bracelets? Her wrists are miniature.
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