Fat Elvis tried desperately to hide a bloody eye as he left Opera in Hollywood with Paris Hilton last night. TMZ has video of FE trying to dodge the cameras, but click here to see a full-on shot.
He obviously really really needs to go out, because I would hide under the covers if my eye was looking like that.
Cum shot to the eye!
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