Britney Hit KFed With A Frying Pan?

August 15, 2007 / Posted by:
Britney Spears story #3 of the day! This hilarity never never never never never never ever ends! The National Enquirer reports that KFed's star witnesses in the custody battle for SPF and JJ will be home movies taken from their 15 security cameras that were installed in their Malibu mansion. 
The Enquirer claims:
“If he doesn’t act immediately, Kevin is convinced that Britney’s drug use, boozing and out-of-control behavior will result in a tragic accident.”  To bolster his case, Kevin has obtained video footage from 15 surveillance cameras that Britney installed in their $12 million mansion is Malibu.  The sophisticated security system recorded activity in the home from the front gates to the kitchen in 2005 and 2006, according to insiders.

“This is the smoking gun Kevin has been waiting to use,” said an insider.  “Kevin said: Divorce that bitch and then get my boys away from her.’”  In one tape, Britney slaps Kevin after screaming at him about a weekend he spent in Vegas.  In another incident taped Britney whacked Kevin with a frying pan.  “Kevin was going to use the frying pan, but Britney grabbed it and hit him with it when he turned his back,” said the insider.  “He grabbed the pan out of her hand and walked away, but she hurled an ashtray at him.  He dodged it, and it hit the sliding glass door.”  In addition to the video tapes, Kevin has voicemail tapes of Britney admitting she was out drinking with friends, the insider revealed.  “Kevin believes that Britney lets the boys run around with dirty diapers because she’s too lazy to change them.”

SHOW THIS VIDEO NOW! I demand to see it. Actually, KFed should submit it to "America's Funniest Home Video." He could win $100,000! He WOULD win $100,000!
The image of Britney chasing KFed around with a frying pan seems so natural to me.
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