Would You Hit It?

August 12, 2007 / Posted by:
 
In case you don't know who this sexy side of beef (more like sexy side of 25,000 cows) he's the brother of Brandon Davis aka Fat Elvis. TMZ calls him "Gummi Bear" and I call him sex kitten or Jason Davis.
 
Jason of course attended Paris' Malibu bash yesterday (see below). Duh! Free food.
 
I'm not sure what he's doing to himself, but I'm pretty sure it's illegal. He's probably foaming from the tits, because he hasn't been milked for a few hours.
 
I'm the sluttiest of sluts and I can say with confidence that I wouldn't even dry kiss him on the cheek. Well….ok…maybe I'd hit it. I'd have to see the package first, but I'm pretty sure I wouldn't be able to find it. I wonder if he has LoJack on his peen?
 
P.S. – Please don't tell me that's Alli Sims aka Brit's cousin at Paris' party?!!!
 
 
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