August 12, 2007 / Posted by: Michael K
Call CPS! Actually, call the FBI, the National Guard, Florence Henderson, anybody! There's a baby in danger!
Parasite Hilton threw a huge Malibu beach party yesterday which drew the likes of Macy Gray (random), Maria Conchita Alonso (seriously random), Elisha Cuthbert, Ashley Scott, The Fat Elvis Brothers, Nicky Hilton and some other dumb skanks. She also spent time with a cute little boy for most of the afternoon.
She's probably tired of having dogs and now wants a baby since Nicole Richie is having one. He's just her newest accessory. Poor boy. I hope he's had all his shots.
And what was Macy doing there? My guess is that she heard Paris has the good stuff. The real chron.
A friend asked me the other day why does Paris always wears shorts with her swimsuits. The answer is simple! She doesn't want to let her friends out! They are her special friends and she doesn't want to share them. You know….Cinderella had mice and Paris has "those friends."
One more thing…..this bitch must have the ugliest shoe collection on the planet. Pumps?
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