August 10, 2007 / Posted by: Michael K
Everytime I see pictures of Heath Ledger something stirs inside me and no it's not that KFC Popcorn chicken I had for lunch. Don't judge me.
Maybe it's because my ex-boyfriend was waaaaay hard up for Heath. I mean this idiot would jack off to Heath movies in front of me. Not joking. He would whip it out and do it to like "Monster's Ball." Monster's fucking ball! Yes, that Halle Berry movie! When I asked him why he was doing that shit, he said because he felt like it and Heath makes him horny. RUDE! At least ask me to go get the milk or something. Damn! MONSTER'S BALL! Who the hell jacks off to that?!
Here's Heath being Heath after having coffee with friends at Urth Cafe in West Hollywood today.