Yawnsville! Another Ken Doll Clone Becomes The Bachelor

August 9, 2007 / Posted by:
Can't ABC get a bachelor that doesn't look like a damn Ken Doll! I mean the newest bachelor looks just like the last one. Would it kill them to change it up!?
Anyway, here's Brad Womack. He's a 34-year-old bar owner from Texas. Blah…blah..blah…
He's the 11th bachelor and on September 24th he'll begin his journey to find the woman of his dreams. Only to break-up with her two weeks after the finale I'm sure.
He said that he's “ready to find his soul mate, settle down and have the family life he has so long desired." 
ABC might as well re-run last season and save some money. It's basically going to be the same thing with the same dude and the same kind of girls. Would it kill them to give us a something different. 
Wait….maybe this is something different. Brad doesn't look very human-like. Maybe, he's a robot! Robots needs love to. That's something I forget.
I wonder if Vicki the Robot ever found her true love?
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