Someone’s Gonna Have To Get A Second Mortgage On Their House!

August 9, 2007 / Posted by:
JLo was awarded $545,000 from husband #1, Ojani Noa, for his plans to write a tell-all on her big ass. Ojani was shopping a book he called, The Unknown Truth: A Passionate Portrait of a Serial Thriller, which would've detailed his first sexual encounter with JLo as well as her filandering while they were married.
That title is so stupid! That's the best he could come up with? The least he could do is name it, "My Life With Big Butt." 
The court-appointed arbitrator agreed with JLo's attorney that this tell-all violated their settlement agreement where Ojani agreed not to disclose details of her personal life for money.
The award consists of $200,000 in compensatory damages for breach of the Lopez-Noa settlement agreement; nearly $300,000 in attorneys' fees and almost $48,000 in arbitration costs. 
You know after hearing this decision, Ojani immediately called JLo and asked if he could borrow $545,000.
And DAMN! JLo was so hot back in the day. That lip liner and lip gloss makes me want to call her "La Whisper." Homegirl probably kepts razors in her hair just in case. She's too good for that now.
Source: People
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