August 9, 2007 / Posted by: Michael K
Parasite Hilton told People Magazine that she thinks Nicole Richie will make the "best mom ever." Compared to who? White Oprah? Ok, then I agree.
Paris said, "She's really happy! I just got off the phone with her. She's so excited."
"I know she's going to be the best mom ever."
Oh and that isn't Paris kissing Nicole in Malibu yesterday. Yeah it took me a little while to realize it was her dog, Hendrix. Yeah, Hendrix. She's so rock n' roll.
I'm not sure what she's reading. My guess would be the DUMBWHORESKANKUGLYRATNOSEDWHORE's handbook. That's just a guess.
Hendrix is truly an angel and now he's in bed with the devil. I hope he's ok with that.
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