Terrence Howard had a little interview with Elle Magazine and he really shouldn't have. But since he had to, he really should've had his therapist in the room.
"I like women who look like me. Generally, you're attracted to women who look like you, because the most beautiful thing in nature is your own reflection."
That means he's gay.
On his relationship philosophy:
"If a relationship is built on sexuality, it won't last long. Now I'm completely chaste through a relationship unless I get married. I don't believe in premarital sex. It enabled me to date three or four women at the same time, because as long as I wasn't having sex with them, I could always just walk away. There were some [past girlfriends] who pushed for sex, and sometimes they won. Afterward, I would feel unclean, like I'd compromised my own values. So I would have to let them go because they didn't help me to be a stronger person."
Ok, this means he's gay, but really wants to make the straight thing work.
On his deal-breaker:
"Toilet paper – and no baby wipes – in the bathroom. If they're using dry paper, they aren't washing all of themselves. It's just unclean. So if I go in a woman's house and see the toilet paper there, I'll explain this. And if she doesn't make the adjustment to baby wipes, I'll know she's not completely clean."
Ok, that just means he's crazy and probably gags when he sees a little pee in the toilet. You know the type.
On his divorce:
"I was in love with her, but she was not in love with me. I can't be upset because she doesn't find me the most beautiful thing on the planet."
Awww…I find you the prettiest prettiest princess Terrence! I really do. He's gay, right? What the hell kind of man wants their vaginas smelling like baby powder?
I can totally picture him during this interview too. He probably spoke really soft and only looked the journalist in the eye when he was talking. He probably had a hankerchief with him the entire time and kept wiping his hands with it. He probably went into the shower after this interview and cried while piping hot water washed away his sins.
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