Please, Papa Joe Probably Owns Stock In KY

August 8, 2007 / Posted by:
At one of the gift suites for Lollapalooza in Chicago, Asshole Simpson and Pete Wentz refused to be photographed with a KY intimacy kit. The couple took the gift, but didn't want cameras anywhere near them.
A source said, "They were given KY Intimacy kits, but they wouldn't take photos with them."
"They were both overheard saying how Ashlee's dad would murder them if they started showing off that stuff."
First of all, Papa Joe would probably jack off to that picture. Second of all, KY is nasty. It's all syrupy and sticky. It belongs on top of a Cinnabon not in the ass or coochie cat!

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