Here’s To You Mrs. Spears!

August 8, 2007 / Posted by:
Earlier I posted the cover of this week's Star Magazine which claims Britney claims that KFed bumped uglies with Lynne Spears. Here's the deets. A source claims that during a huge fight, Britney accused her momma of riding on the KFed train.
This source said, "Britney accused her mom of sleeping with Kevin! Britney doesn’t know up from down right now.  She’s so confused and angry, she told Lynne that she was so backstabbing, that she was probably sleeping with Kevin just to hurt her feelings.  Lynne, on the other hand, is deeply hurt that her own daughter would so viciously accuse her of doing something so terrible.” 
This source said that they doubt Lynne has gotten with KFed and Britney only thinks so, because she's crazy in the brains.  “Her apparent paranoia about her mother and Kevin seems to be a product of her current mental state. All that Lynne and Kevin hope for right now is that Britney will start seeing a therapist to get to the root of her issues, instead of wildly blaming others for her insecurities.”
Britney is crazy! Next she's going to accuse her dog London of trying to get SPF to run away and marry her or him, whatever it is.
Don't be too surprised if you see that on Star next week! 
With all that being said, I believe it. Who can resist the hotness of Lynne Spears' lady lumps?
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