Free Petey!

August 7, 2007 / Posted by:
 
Pete Doherty has dodged the pokey again! You know I'm seriously losing track of all the charges against him all the times he's gotten off. I bet there's someone employed by the government who's sole job is just that.
 
Dreamboat Petey arrived in court today on charges that he was driving under the influence. Pete has already pleaded guilty to driving illegally while in possession of crack cocaine, heroin, ketamine and cannabis at a hearing in July. Damn, that's like a Lindsay Lohan wet dream.
 
The judge adjourned court until September. He is giving Pete time to "assess his (Doherty's) motivation." Um…errr…it doesn't take a genius to figure out that Pete's motivation is getting high and it always will be! Those crazy Brits!
 
The judge went on to say, "As far as I am concerned, I have either a custodial sentence or a community order in mind. Depending on what information I have when you next come to court, the decision will be made."
 
Just free the bitch already. The economy needs him anyway. Imagine if Pete got clean? Thousands of drug dealers would be out of work!
 
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