Snake On Fish

August 6, 2007 / Posted by:
 
Fishsticks Paltrow was spotted leaving the Sonya Dakkar in Beverly Hills with a shit load of Lux 9 products including a special cream made from snake venom. It's an anti-aging cream. Uh huh, what isn't it?
 
An insider said, "It's not Botox. Just a cream that has the venom in it . . . [the cream] is part of the facials."
 
Ok…that's it. I'm making my own damn cream made from baby shit. You know these sluts would buy it up.
 
These jacked up creams are just as good as Oil of Olay! These dumb whores (myself included) will drop major bank on stupid ass creams that don't do shit! I mean….snake oil….dead babies…what the hell else are going they put into creams to trick you! 
 
That being said, Creme De Mer works wonders. I know…I know…slap me later.
 
 
 
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