Smart People Time!!

August 6, 2007 / Posted by:
Let me warn you. I have NO IDEA what Darfur is or what's going on. I tried to read this article, but it was like reading Chinese. I need a smart person to interpret this shit for my dumb ass. Basically, the only thing I learned is that Mia Farrow is a hardcore bitch.
She's agreed to give up her own freedom in place of some dude that's into Darfur or something. I told you I was dumb!
Mia Farrow has offered to give up her own freedom in exchange for that of a respected Darfur rebel figure who has been held under virtual arrest for more than a year. The US actress made the offer in a letter to Omar Hassan al-Bashir, the Sudanese president.

Suleiman Jamous, a humanitarian worker for the Sudan Liberation Army (SLA), has been confined to a UN hospital in Kordofan, the region neighbouring Darfur, for more than 13 months. He is in need of medical assistance which cannot be performed at that hospital.

Khartoum said if he left the hospital he would be arrested, but has said it is open to talks on his release.

"Before his seizure, Mr Jamous played a crucial role in bringing the SLA to the negotiating table and in seeking reconciliation between its divided rival factions," Farrow said in her letter.

"I am therefore offering to take Mr Jamous's place, to exchange my freedom for his in the knowledge of his importance to the civilians of Darfur and in the conviction that he will apply his energies toward creating the just and lasting peace that the Sudanese people deserve and hope for."

This bitch is crazy for her cause! You know Angelina Jolie is sitting in her multi-million dollar mansion thinking "FUCK! How am I going to top that bitch! I'll buy Darfur! That's what I'll do! Maddox, get my checkbook!"


Thanks Mary


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