Robots Can’t Get Wet!!!!

August 6, 2007 / Posted by:
Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes almost look like a normal couple in these pics of them playing the water in Sardinia. Suri doesn't look happy, but that's because robots can't get wet! Doesn't Tommy Girl know anything about anything?! Katie is a special kind of robot, so she's waterproof. Suri isn't quite there yet.  
Katie is looking out to the sea like fucking Ariel from "The Little Mermaid."
Bitch is totally dreaming of a life outside of the hell she's most likely living. 
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