August 6, 2007 / Posted by: Michael K
Roseanne Barr took to her blog yesterday to talk about everything from the size of Barbara Walters head to pigs. I'm sure she's talking about Babs, because she didn't get "View" job. Rumors are that producers didn't think she was a big enough star. Anyway, her's what Roseanne blogged:
Barbara Walters is well over one hundred years old now. She is all head, like joan rivers. I am only at the pee in your pants stage of old ladyism, but look forward to having a huge head in the future. I have seven pigs on my farm and want to eat them! They hide in the grass and hump each other when they think I am not looking…I am getting a shotgun tomorrow, not for the piggies, but just to have, though I wonder if my past mental illnesses will make getting a gun tougher? I will shoot anyone who comes on my land, since I just put up gates that say "no trespassing… trespassers shot on sight"… I cannot wait to shoot someone if need be…right between the eyes. I am a damn good shot too! I once blew a quarter in two at one hundred feet! I need glasses these days to make sure the head wound will be fatal. I hate to see anyone suffer!
Hmmm…Roseanne is hardly a Rosie O'Donnell and you can tell she's trying hard. Cannot wait to shoot people? I heard this little dog named King George may need a home. Send him to the Barr family compound STAT!
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