Who the hell dresses this skank?! Air Force Amy?! I know some strippers that wouldn't even be caught dead in something like that. Anyway, we haven't heard from Paris in a while. That's a good thing, but I thought I'd let you know what you've been missing. Paris had another little beach party for her friends yesterday in Malibu and by friends I mean Fat Elvis and Paul Sorvino. HAH!
In other P news, it looks like her brief romance with surf douchebag Tyler Atkins has come to an end. Tyler said that he's over Paris, but that he already has a new love.
He said, "I only met her about two weeks ago and we've hung out a lot.
"We were hanging out but I recently just went to New York and I sort of met this girl over there, who is a pretty big supermodel."
He said she the same name as an animal that leaps through the air. He's talking about Gisele, but nice try moron.
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