A Bear With Hairless Balls

August 4, 2007 / Posted by:
Douche alert! Get your dirty vagina ready! "Rush Hour" director Brett Ratner sat down with The Advocate magazine where he revealed waaaaay waaaay waaaay too much about himself.

Brett: [That scene’s] from my personal experience. My first blow job was from a man, but I didn’t know it was a man. That’s where that comes from. It’s based on personal experience. It happens to a lot of people.

Advocate: Is that common knowledge?

Brett: No! Well, among my friends, but I’m not homophobic or uptight about it. That happens to a lot of heterosexuals. You meet a girl in a bar, and it turns out she’s not a girl. I think a girl should tell you if she’s a girl or a man–that way it’s your preference. It’s comedy.

He dated one of the Williams sisters, right? Ok….that's all I needed to know. 

Brett: So, during my last gay interview, the guy was on the Internet and said, “I’m looking at you right now, and you’re a bear.” What’s a bear?

The Advocate: For starters, it means you’re hairy.

Brett: There’s no hair on my ass. I have no hair on my balls. So why am I a bear?

Liar mouth! You know that ass looks like a persian kitty is laying on it. I mean I think Brett probably has hair on his teeth! That's one hairy bear.

Source VIA Mollygood



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