A Bear With Hairless Balls
Brett: [That scene’s] from my personal experience. My first blow job was from a man, but I didn’t know it was a man. That’s where that comes from. It’s based on personal experience. It happens to a lot of people.
Advocate: Is that common knowledge?
Brett: No! Well, among my friends, but I’m not homophobic or uptight about it. That happens to a lot of heterosexuals. You meet a girl in a bar, and it turns out she’s not a girl. I think a girl should tell you if she’s a girl or a man–that way it’s your preference. It’s comedy.
He dated one of the Williams sisters, right? Ok….that's all I needed to know.
Brett: So, during my last gay interview, the guy was on the Internet and said, “I’m looking at you right now, and you’re a bear.” What’s a bear?
The Advocate: For starters, it means you’re hairy.
Brett: There’s no hair on my ass. I have no hair on my balls. So why am I a bear?
Liar mouth! You know that ass looks like a persian kitty is laying on it. I mean I think Brett probably has hair on his teeth! That's one hairy bear.