Keith Richards was quoted as telling a magazine that he snorted his daddy's ashes with a bit of cocaine. He later said that it was just a joke and he didn't mean it. Well, either bitch is hungry for attention or he's losing his brains, because now he's admitting to snorting daddy, but without cocaine!
“The cocaine bit was rubbish (not true). I said I chopped him up like cocaine, not with. I’d opened his box up and said, ‘Jesus, I’ve got to do something with dad, y’know, plant the oak tree.’ “I pulled the lid off and out comes a bit of dad on the dining room table.
I’m going, ‘I can’t use the brush and dustpan for this’. So you just gotta like, put it together. What I found out is that ingesting your ancestors is a very respectable way of… y’know, he went down a treat”.
You know it almost sounded a little more "normal (for lack of a better word)" when he said he cut him up with a little cocaine. I mean the coke would take the sting off the bones and bits and shit, but to do him straight up like that? Hardcore nasty.
Keep Lindsay away from crematoriums!
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