Osama Is Coming For You, Bobby!
August 2, 2007 / Posted by: Michael K
Bobby Brown better watch his ass! Osama Bin Laden is finally going to come out of hiding and come for Bobby!
Bobby is still majorly paranoid that Osama wants him. A while ago there was a rumor that Osama was in love with Whitney Houston and wanted to kill Bobby and make Whitney one of his wives. I'm sure Osama has changed his mind after watching Whit and Bobby's reality show! Kiss my ass!
Well, Bobby is touring in Australia and he has beefed up his security.
Bobby said, "I figure if Bin Laden wants me, and everybody is looking for him, it probably won't happen. But if he wants to try and find me for something so stupid, he can do what he wants. I have to leave it in the hands of my higher power.
"Come on, if anybody [else was] threatened by Al Qaeda, they'd take it seriously."
The show went on and witnesses say audience members burst into laughter when Bobby took off his shirt revealing a sweaty gut and a wet crotch. Sexy!
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