King George Is Gangsta

August 2, 2007 / Posted by:
File this under: MORONS WITH GUNS. Some Memphis dude left his .22 caliber pistol on a sofa end table. Smart. Well, his Great Dane, King George, accidentially knocked that pistol off the table with his tail forcing the gun to go off and hit his owner in the back at 2:30 in the morning.
The dude's fiance really must love him, because she said, "I knew he was smart, I didn't think he was that smart!" How lovely to say that when your man is lying up in the hospital!
She says she doesn't blame King George, but fears what might happen to him when her fiance gets out. "I feel for my dog. Now people are really going to notice him."
No charges will be filed and the man is said to be in stable condition.
Behold! King George! It sucks that dude got shot and all, but that's what you get for leaving a damn loaded gun laying around!  
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