Last Tuesday Britney Spears arrived at Chateau Marmont and was not happy to learn that the only table available was next to Posh Beckham. A witness said that Brit didn't want to sit with Posh. "But Britney didn't want to sit next to her, so she and her friend stormed off to Il Sole instead."
Britney isn't the only one sick of Posh. Sources say that the Chateau Marmont is also sick of her, because she keeps calling the paparazzi to tell them that she's going there. They apparently love David, but hate her. Isn't that always the case?
Oh well. I kind of was hoping Posh and Brit would become friends. Brit could get the Posh cut and Posh would make her lose a ton of weight. It would be glorious. God, this story is lame. Forgive me!