Ice Cream?! Juice?! Doritos?! Can I Be Britney’s Kid?
August 1, 2007 / Posted by: Michael K
I know…I know…Britney overload! This is the last Brit post for….the hour….I promise! UsWeekly has posted more details on why Brit is the mother from hell and why SPF and JJ need "HELP!" Here's their claims:
Britney shoves juice bottles in their mouths to stop them from cryingBritney asked a dentist if they could whiten her kid's teethBritney feeds them Doritos and sodie popBritney gives them chewing gumBritney gives them ice cream before bed, because the cold calms them
Sources claim that SPF already has dental problems from his diet.
DAMN! That sounds like my kind of diet. I'll gladly switch places with SPF and JJ! I know I shouldn't laugh, but this shit is funny! I can picture dumbass Britney giving them Chunky Monkey right before bedtime.
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