Ice Cream?! Juice?! Doritos?! Can I Be Britney’s Kid?

August 1, 2007 / Posted by:
 
I know…I know…Britney overload! This is the last Brit post for….the hour….I promise! UsWeekly has posted more details on why Brit is the mother from hell and why SPF and JJ need "HELP!" Here's their claims:
 
Britney shoves juice bottles in their mouths to stop them from crying
 
Britney asked a dentist if they could whiten her kid's teeth
 
Britney feeds them Doritos and sodie pop
 
Britney gives them chewing gum
 
Britney gives them ice cream before bed, because the cold calms them
 
Sources claim that SPF already has dental problems from his diet. 
 
DAMN! That sounds like my kind of diet. I'll gladly switch places with SPF and JJ! I know I shouldn't laugh, but this shit is funny! I can picture dumbass Britney giving them Chunky Monkey right before bedtime.
 
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