Help Them Already!

August 1, 2007 / Posted by:
Last night I posted UsWeekly's cover of SPF and JJ asking for help and this morning Life & Style has their own "HELP ME" cover. Will somebody get them help already.
UsWeekly claims that the kids cry for their daddy at night and Brit fills their bottles with soda. Life & Style claims that they call their grandmother "bad lady" and that when Britney needs a break she hands her kids off to anyone nearby even shopgirls. 
Damn, soon they will be on "Car & Driver" asking for help! I'd help them, but I'm too busy drinking sodie pop out of my bottle and crying for KFed.
In other BRIT BRIT news, the photographers that were beaten up by her bodyguard in Las Vegas last weekend claims that Brit told them she was "going to kill him."
Andrew Deetz and Kyle Henderson, the photographesr, are about to sue! They claim that they were taking photos of Britney and family when her bodyguard, JC Camera, busted their asses.
Britney then threw a baby bottle at them (did it have sodie in it?) and said she would kill them.
The photographers said they will seek a restraining order afraid that Brit might kill them or hire someone to do so. OH PLEASE!
Brit's bodyguard could face a year in the pokey if he's convicted of battery.
UsWeekly's got a cover for next week! Andrew and Kyle with the words 'BRITNEY IS GOING TO KILL ME" in big bold, letters.
Britney couldn't even kill the bed bugs roaming around her coochie cat!
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