He Loves That Nasty Old Rag

July 31, 2007 / Posted by:
Dreamboat Petey has opened up to The Mirror about his break-up with Kate Moss. Spoken like a true crackhead Petey calls her a "nasty old rag" one minute and then another minute says he "loves her with all his heart."
Pete said that Kate dumped him, because of her insane jealousy. She couldn't stand him talking to other twats. He said Kate called him just two days ago in a drunken stupor singing their song, "Moon River." Oh God….I hope he saved that message. That could be my newest ringtone!
Pete decided to use The Mirror to win Kate back, because it's her favorite paper.  I love public crackhead notes! Courtney Love take note. Get a writer to jot down your thoughts for you. Imagine if Petey wrote this himself!
"Kate has broken my heart. There's been this lockdown and I can't get hold of her. This is the only way I can get through. I need her to know that she's out of her fucking mind. Kate, if you love me then realise I don't want any other girl. Do I still love her? Don't ask me that question. Why do you think I'm here today talking to you? I'm here to tell her that I love her. Fucking hell man, why does she read the Daily Mirror, anyway? She moans all the time about the fucking paparazzi then first thing in the morning she's got to buy your paper."

"Kate – a nasty old rag. We fell out for the same old reason. She accused me of fucking this girl who lives around the corner. We were watching a DVD together and Kate started going 'I could tell by the way you were sitting back there that you've fuckd her'. I said 'You're out of your fucking mind'. I was really up for some peace and love that morning. I wasn't up for being called a cunt and being kicked in the head.

"She's got an awful temper. I grabbed a guitar and books and said 'I'm never going to be treated this way again'."

This interview is a MESS! He then says that he loves Kate, because she's a "multimillionaire." He says he's joking, but you know he's telling the truth.

This bitch goes on and on and on and on….you know how crackheads are. Give them a platform and they'll talk your ear off. Visit The Mirror to read the entire thing if you choose. I can't wait for Kate's response.

Pete also said "I love her bones." Um…because that's all she is! DUH!

Thanks Claire 



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