Wonk Is Broke!

July 30, 2007 / Posted by:
Jerry Oppenheimer is the author of "House of Hilton" and he claims that Conrad Hilton has axed Parasite Hilton out of his will. Conrad is apparently embarrassed of Paris' antics and will leave her $60 Million inheritance to charity. 
Jerry said, "'Barron' has been forced to stomach his granddaughter's porn tape floated on the world web, as well as her seeing her kicking and screaming out of a court house into the slammer for drink driving."
But don't feel too sorry for this twat. She's about to make a little dough on the sale of her Hollywood home. She purchased the pad for just over $1 Million and she's selling it for just over $4 Million. I wouldn't want to buy that house of sin! It'll cost of fortune just to fumigate that hell hole.
Paris can always turn to her first career if she's broke, PORN. Some dumb sap will still pay to see this snatch in action. 
Thanks MTM
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