STORY!!!!!!!

July 30, 2007 / Posted by:
 
That crazy bitch Jenna Elfman has popped out a son and named him Story Elias. He was born July 23rd. Jenna's publicist said that Story already likes "classical music, a clean diaper, mom's boobs and long naps."
 
Mom's boobs?! I know that's meant to be cute, but it's hella skeezy.
 
This is the first alien child of Xenu for Jenna and her hubby, Bodhi.
 
Story is probably already promised to Suri Cruise when they are 17. Behold! The first royal couple of Xenu! 
 
STORY?! Is it wrong that I like this name?  
 
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