Paula Abdul Is The Greatest Person On Earth

July 30, 2007 / Posted by:

Will Bravo please renew “Hey Paula” for the next 10,000 years. She seriously is the reason they invented cable.

Paula had a meltUP on the latest episode of her reality show. Paula hears from some hos that she’s going to get a demo for her own radio show. Ok, this is a demo not an actual show.

When she finds out the good news she bursts out into this strange whale call and then starts bawling. I’m surprised her assistant’s mouths are kept so clean from all the shit licking they do. Seriously, I can smell their doody breath from here.

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