Britney Spears surfaced back in Los Angeles on Saturday Night with a mystery dude. Brit put on some fringed mess to party at Winston’s after a disastrous trip to Las Vegas where SPF was allegedly hit by a photographer. The photographer was then given a beat down by Brit’s bodyguard.
Brit’s mother, Lynne Spears, apparently traveled to Vegas with Jamie Lynn to find Brit. They didn’t have any luck, so they stayed anyway and Lynne was seen partying it up at Pure.
Since Britney basically refuses to stay home and refuses to get help, we should trick her ass! We’ll send her an invitation to the “hottest new club” and promise her “cheeto cocktails and red bull wontons.” This club will be called Insane Asylum, leave your sanity at the door. Seriously, why hasn’t Lynne thought of that shit? This chick needs a good month in the loony bin!