Shia LaDouche Wants The Dirt

July 29, 2007 / Posted by:
21-year-old Shia LaBeouf has challenged the media to find dirt on him, because he claims his life is scandal-free. He said, "Things will probably change, but as I don't have a dark history, use drugs, party, have a famous girlfriend, or get worshipped as a sex symbol, I've no idea what the press will write about." 
He's right. He's a bore with ugly tattoos. I don't know about you, but this dude is annoying as hell and he drinks Hypnotiq which is unforgivable.
Thanks V
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