Paris In A Musical?!

July 29, 2007 / Posted by:
Parasite Hilton is heading to Toronto to star in a musical film called Repo! The Genetic Opera. I wish someone will repo what's left of her fucking career. The six-week shoot begins September 10th in Toronto.
The movie, based on a successful theatrical production by Terrance Zdunich and Darren Smith, is about an organ failure epidemic in 2056 that forces people to purchase genetically perfect body parts from Geneco, a biotech company committed to collecting regular payments.
"The idea is that everybody is buying up organs, and they cannot afford to pay for these organs," director Darren Lynn Bousman recently told MTV. "Thus, legalized organ repo-men come into the picture. Murder becomes sanctioned by law. So, if you buy a heart and can't afford it, someone can burst through the door and take your heart out … and they don't get in trouble for it."

Bousman, who made the last two Saw films and the upcoming Saw IV in Toronto, will direct Repo!, in which the dialogue is all sung.

Paris will sing and dance in the musical which also stars Paul Sorvino and Alexa Vega. Paris will play Paul's daughter.
This movie sounds like it was created in a marijuana smoke-filled dorm room by two frat douches on a 4-day bender. They were probably watching "One Night in Paris" and that it would be "awesome cool" to have Paris sing in it. 
I'm sure Oscar voters will have a hard time nominating Paris for either this piece of trash or for "The Hottie and the Nottie." 
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