John Mayer is hot on paper, but I just don't want any of that. I guess I can't lick any Wonderland that Chestica Simpson's traveled on. I mean he has this sort of hot, 70s, homeless man thing going on….but for some reason my asslips don't tingle at the sight of him. Oh who am I fooling?! I'd still tap that.
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