Pass Me A Blindfold And Earplugs

July 28, 2007 / Posted by:
Kelly Osbourne will make her stage debut in the musical "Chicago" as Mama Morton. Queen Latifah played the role in the film. She is expected to play the role in the West End of London this Fall. There's also rumors she'll repeat the role on Broadway.
A source said, "The word on the street is that Kelly is going to play Mama Morton in Chicago from September. She's been practising like mad."
Shit! They will put anyone in that show. I wouldn't be surprised if they put Blohan's Car Chase Trio in that damn musical! 
All the "practise" (that's how the British sluts spell it) in the world won't change the fact that she doesn't have a lick of talent!
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