Knocked Up In The Clink

July 27, 2007 / Posted by:
TMZ is reporting that Nicole Richie will appear in court today and cop a plea sending her to the clink! She will apparently plead "not guilty" or "no contest" to her DUI charge. The judge will sentence her on the spot. She will most likely receive a minimum sentence of five days in jail. Anyone with two DUI convictions get a 5-day minimum. This will be the ho's second DUI conviction.
Nicole was popped last year for driving on the wrong side of the road. She admitted to smoking a little weed and taking 1 vicodin.
Nicole is smart to cop a plea. Just get it over with. You know I can't stand Lohan or Paris, but for some reason Nicole does it for me. She seems to be the smart one of these sluts. I know that's not saying much. She's laying low during this whole thing and it looks like she's ready to face up.
With that being said, I can't wait to see that baby bump behind bars! Ahahah!
Let's send her a black and white striped onesie!
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