I’ve Been Duped!
July 27, 2007 / Posted by: Michael K
Pepsico has been forced to change the labes on all Aquafina water bottles telling consumers that it's tap water. Damn them! Aquafina is the biggest selling bottled water and now the initials "P.W.S." will grace every label bottle. P.W.S. stands for Pissy Water Sucker! No, it stands for "public water source."
Dasani which is owned by Coca-Cola is next.
Coke said, "We don't believe that consumers are confused about the source of Dasani water. The label clearly states that it is purified water."
Well, we do need our tap water to be cold. FUCK THIS! Sometimes that's all they sell. The movie theaters only sell Aquafina and now I'm going to tell those fucks to just give me a glass to fill in the bathroom. I feel so betrayed.
My mom did warn me about Aquafina, but she said to be careful because she has reason to believe it contains "caffeine." She's crazy. Ahahahah!
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