Prince Douche Left Naked And Handcuffed To His Steering Wheel

July 26, 2007 / Posted by:
Prince von Anhalt claimed he was Anna Nicole Smith's baby daddy. He claimed he had an affair while married to Zsa Zsa Gabor. Well, ET is reporting that this douchebag claims he was robbed by 3 women. He says he was driving down Bellagio Road off of Sunset Blvd. early this morning when 3 women forced him off the road then robbed him at gunpoint.
The women took everything from him including his clothes. He was left naked and handcuffed to his steering wheel.
OH PLEASE! Someone pissed off the wrong HOOKER! You know he picked up some skanky ho! That hooker in question is A-OK in my book.
I just pray that one of these "3 women" took a picture of his ass or better yet a video and plan to release it to the world! 
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