July 25, 2007 / Posted by: Michael K
JLo confirmed yesterday she will go on her first ever concert tour with Skeletor. The tour will launch this fall in Atlantic City, NJ and travel through North America and Puerto Rico.
This is going to be a lip-syncing mess! At least I hope it is. Have you ever heard JLo sing live?! It's like hearing those dogs that have had their vocal chords remove try to bark. If you haven't heard that sound before, be grateful.
Speaking of dogs, Skeletor is looking like a chihuahua more and more each day. I'm not talking about those cute, furry ones either (Yes there is such thing as cute chihuahuas so such your asses!) I'm talking about those beat down ones that smoke crack.
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