It’s Coke!

July 24, 2007 / Posted by:
Grab the ointment kids, it looks like it's going to be a Firecrotch Tuesday!
As I wrote like an hour ago, Blohan was busted for driving under the influence again this morning in Santa Monica. TMZ is now reporting cocaine was found in the pockets of her pants. Her blood alcohol level was apparently between .12 and .13, well over the .08 legal limit.
She was also busted with driving under a suspended license. Her bail was set at $25,000 and she's still under custody.
All I want is one thing: MUG SHOT! MUG SHOT! MUG SHOT!
Actually, just keep that bitch in there. She's a fucking danger to society!
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