July 24, 2007 / Posted by: Michael K
Blohan is soooooo heading back to rehab and she's gonna need a roommate, so why not Dreamboat Pete Doherty? He checked himself into a rehab clinic yesterday for the 3,456,876,690th time.
Petey checked himself into the Detox 5 clinic in Harrogate, Yorkshire. The $6,000 5-day clinic treats patients for substance abuse by sedating them during their withdrawal period.
Who the hell is paying for this? Kate? Because after his split with Kate, Pete was said to be living in a garage with his 10 kittens!
Sedating him isn't going to work. They need to remove all of his blood and replace it with Jesus juice. Do the same to Blohan while you're at it.
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