Britney’s Dog Is A Dirty Dirty Bitch!
July 24, 2007 / Posted by: Michael K
LaineyGossip is reporting that Britney Spears' tell-all and photoshoot with OK! Magazine was a shitty mess, literally! Allegedly, Britney's new dog "London" is not trained and he went his business absolutely everywhere. Sources told LaineyGossip that Britney was the one who picked up the crap and even mopped it up with a new Chanel dress. That's not all.
– She chose outfits that were 2 sizes too small, so her rolls of fat were anywhere and everywhere.
– She would talk in baby talk and even piss with the bathroom door wide open!
– She touches and fondles hereself constantly in the breast area and bagina area.
That's still not all! A little birdie told me that OK! is apparently pissed off, because she took $12,000 worth of jewelry from the photoshoot that didn't belong to her. It's unclear whether or not OK! will deliver a "puff piece" or show Britney for the loon she is! This is all ALLEGED of course 🙂
Throw Brit in the looney bin! She loves that dog more than her own damn kids! London is going to snap one day!
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