Zoey Doesn’t Play Around

July 23, 2007 / Posted by:
Zoey the chihuahua is a bad ass bitch and snake charmer. Zoey from Colorado is being called a hero after she saved the life of a baby! The grandson of Zoey's owner was playing outside when a rattlesnake tried to kill it!
Zoey jumped in and took care of the snake. Monty the owner said, "She just knew, she knew the baby was in danger. he didn't know what the rattle sound was, he didn't realize the snake was there."
The snake bit at Zoey, but Monty says she's a "survivor."
That bitch is seriously a hot ho. My chihuahua would've sat back, ordered a bag of popcorn and a wine spritzer and watched the entertainment unfold.
Tinkerbell would've cheered the snake on. I'm telling you, chihuahua's are lazy ass bitches!  
Thanks Tootsieroll 
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