The Big Names Come Out For Chestica

July 23, 2007 / Posted by:
Steve Guttenberg and Jessica Simpson in a movie together. UGH! This shit is already unwatchable. Stevie will play a controlling agent in Chestica's new movie "Major Movie Star."
Ches plays Megan, a somewhat clueless movie star who impulsively enlists in the U.S. Army Reserve after discovering her boyfriend is gay and her cousin/accountant has stolen all her money.
Vivica Fox has joined the cast as an "intimidating training officer." Cher O'Teri will play one of the recruits. 
How did they get money? I don't fucking understand?! "Hey, we're going to make a movie that Goldie Hawn did 20 years ago, but we'll put Jessica Simpson, Vivica Fox, Cheri O'Teri and Steve Guttenberg in it! It will be bigger than Titanic!"
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