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July 23, 2007 / Posted by:
In Touch Weekly seems to think that Brangelina might be over soon. They are reporting that recently Brad Pitt had enough with Angie's ass and took off in his motorcycle to "clear his head." Sources claim that Brad has become miserable in trying to make Angie happy.
“He seemed miserable. Angie and Brad are in a rocky phase again. Brad needed the time on the road to feel free and to think.”
Friends of the couple seem think that Angie is over Brad's ass and wants new meat. "Angelina tends to fall out of love as quickly as she falls in love. If she woke up one morning and suddenly decided that she was bored with Brad – that’s just Angelina’s style – she’s done it before!"
Besides her problems with Brad, Angelina is also having weight issues. Apparently she wants to have another kid, but she's too skinny.
"She desperately wants more kids with Brad, but knows she'll never have another kid if she doesn't get a grip on her eating issues. So now she's terrified they'll never be able to add to the family and that will force her and Brad apart."
Ok……so she's skinny, wants a baby to please Brad, but doesn't want to be with Brad. Conflicting reports!
I wouldn't be surprised if Brad had enough and left her. Angie used to be fun. She used to make out with her brother on the red carpet, show off Billy Bob's vial of blood that wore around her neck and seemed to be open into talking about anything.
The Angie today is a damn bore and has all these rules and shit. 
I think if Brangelina broke up, the Brangaloonies would spontaneously combust! 
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